A two month overland excursion, or should I say diversion, took me as far as Honduras, Central America. And with it – a pile of amazing stories, awe inspiring sights (some rather frightening!), and goodbyes that still leave me teary. Following are some of my Central American Bests/Worsts/Craziests/Notables…
PANAMA
Most: American Retirees (complete with orthopedic shoes and fanny packs) and food chains; oh, and RAIN!
Best: School Buses - Panama wins the creativity/most artistic school bus award!
Meanest: Coral (I destroyed the top of my foot on a reef! Pretty snorkel though…)
And the Panama Canal!
COSTA RICA
Most: expensive! (only a 4 day stay…)
Worst: view of a volcano (weather strikes again)
Notables: Xtreme canopy ziplining! Complete with Tarzan swing!
NICARAGUA
Best: Activities! Cock fighting in Leon (a must see Sunday afternoon activity); tobogganing down Volcano Cerro Negro at 45km/h, and the Bull Run stands alone (see previous blog); and I almost forgot the rum!
Worst: Men (beware of Matagalpa…gross); Journey (8 hour boat ride to the Corn Islands. Seating: 1 sq. foot of rice sack, stuck between nasty foul mouthed Nicaraguan women, 12 pigs, 1 bull, various bits of cargo, animal waste, and vomit…AFTER, a night’s accommodation in a brothel.)
Cheapest: Mango! 5 cordobas for 3! 25 cents!
Notables: Snorkeling with nurse sharks and eagle rays on the Corn Islands (worth the horrible journey); Surfing in San Juan del Sur!
- Honduras World Cup Qualifier
- The Panama Canal
- The Panamanian School Bus
- Ziplining – Costa Rica
- Overcapacity – Worst Journey Ever!
- Flor de Cana – Little Corn, Nicaragua
- Cockfighting – Leon, Nicaragua
- Sand Boarding – Cerro Negro, Nicaragua
- Diving – Utila, Bay Islands, Honduras
HONDURAS
Most: Friendly, sand fly bites (they´re sneaky and ruthless!)
Best: Beach Party! (Flor de Cana, the infamous Nicaraguan rum, and cervezas while laying in the crystal blue mar – what´s better?)
First: Coup (With President Zelaya wandering around Nicaragua looking for a bus back home, political tension was higher than normal. Missed most of the rioting, protests, and the curfew fortunately!)
Notables: World Cup Qualifier between Honduras and Trinidad! Go Honduras!; After a minor anxiety attack under water, I learned how to dive! (and saw a moray eel and barracuda which frightened me a little.); the Copan Ruins (a lot of old stone, but beautiful.)
A final best: the company. The stories, whether amazing or uncomfortable, scary or stunning, are always best when shared. I owe much of my experiences to the free-spirited, generous and warm hearted people who I´ve had beside me.
And now…back to South America. More countries to see, more bests and worsts to be had. Until the next update…xxx.
I said in my heart, “I am sick of four walls and a ceiling. I have a need of the sky. I have business with the grass.” -Richard Hovey









Ab,
It’s amazing what you’ve packed into a short amount of time. I so can’t wait to share some of these experiences with you.Soon!!! Love, Mom
As usual, you articulate it so well. Good times, but you have many great memories still to make ahead. X